Music Puns
Make a brooding musician laugh with these music jokes and guitar puns.
Skip to your own beat with these music puns and music jokes that will have you singing for joy.
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Too Much Linkin Park
My girlfriend left me because of my obsession with Linkin Park.
But in the end, it doesn’t even matter.My girlfriend left me because of my obsession with Linkin Park.
But in the end, it doesn’t even matter.Don’t You Fret
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I Liked Numbers Before They Were Cool
Q: Why did the hipster throw away his calculus book?
A: He found it too derivative.
Q: Why did the hipster throw away his calculus book?
A: He found it too derivative.
Not Safe For Symphony
Q: Why shouldn’t you let kids watch big band performances on TV?
A: Too much sax and violins.
Q: Why shouldn’t you let kids watch big band performances on TV?
A: Too much sax and violins.
Beethoven Today
Q: What is Beethoven doing now?
A: De-composing
Q: What is Beethoven doing now?
A: De-composing
A Descending Chord
Q: What do you get when you drop a piano down a mineshaft?
A: A-flat minor
Q: What do you get when you drop a piano down a mineshaft?
A: A-flat minor
Country Music, Backwards
Q: What happens if you play a county song backwards?
A: Your wife returns to you, your dog comes back to life, and you get out of prison.
Q: What happens if you play a county song backwards?
A: Your wife returns to you, your dog comes back to life, and you get out of prison.
New Age, Backwards
Q: What do you get when you play New Age music backwards?
A: New Age music.
Q: What do you get when you play New Age music backwards?
A: New Age music.
Music To-Go
Q: Why do bagpipe players walk while they play?
A: To get away from the noise.
Q: Why do bagpipe players walk while they play?
A: To get away from the noise.
The Music Thieves
Q: Why did the burglars decide to rob a music store?
A: For the lute.
Q: Why did the burglars decide to rob a music store?
A: For the lute.
Composer Puns are Classical
There are so many jokes about classical composers I could write you a Liszt.
There are so many jokes about classical composers I could write you a Liszt.
Ludwig Van had a Farm
Q: Why did Beethoven get rid of his chickens?
A: All they said was, “Bach, Bach, Bach.”
Q: Why did Beethoven get rid of his chickens?
A: All they said was, “Bach, Bach, Bach.”
The Beethoven Diet
Q: What was Beethoven’s favorite fruit?
A: BA-NA-NA-NAAAAA!
Q: What was Beethoven’s favorite fruit?
A: BA-NA-NA-NAAAAA!
Lost Composure
Q: Why couldn’t the string quartet find their composer?
A: He was Haydn
Q: Why couldn’t the string quartet find their composer?
A: He was Haydn
No C Notes to Spare
Q: Why didn’t Handel go shopping?
A: Because he was Baroque.
Q: Why didn’t Handel go shopping?
A: Because he was Baroque.
A Quick Joke
Wanna hear a joke about a staccato?
Never mind, it’s too short.
Wanna hear a joke about a staccato?
Never mind, it’s too short.
Top Brass
Q: How do you fix a broken tuba?
A: With a tuba glue.
Q: How do you fix a broken tuba?
A: With a tuba glue.
Stand and Deliver
Q: How do you make a bandstand?
A: Take away their chairs.
Q: How do you make a bandstand?
A: Take away their chairs.
A Dad’s #1 Music Complaint
I’m so sick of people thinking they can just waltz into my room when I’m listening to music in 4/4.
I’m so sick of people thinking they can just waltz into my room when I’m listening to music in 4/4.
Trumpetbeard the Dread
Q: How are trumpets like pirates?
A: They both murder in the high C’s
Q: How are trumpets like pirates?
A: They both murder in the high C’s
Balloons On The Air
Q: Which musical genre makes balloons terrified?
A: Pop.
Q: Which musical genre makes balloons terrified?
A: Pop.
Fishing For Chords
Q: What’s the difference between a piano and a tuna?
A: You can tune a piano, but you can’t piano a tuna.
Q: What’s the difference between a piano and a tuna?
A: You can tune a piano, but you can’t piano a tuna.
A Sign for Music Nerds
A sign at a music shop: “Gone Chopin. Bach in a minuet.”
A sign at a music shop: “Gone Chopin. Bach in a minuet.”
Three Notes Walk into a Bar…
C, E-flat, and G walk into a bar.
The bartender shows them the door and says, “Sorry, we don’t serve minors.”
C, E-flat, and G walk into a bar.
The bartender shows them the door and says, “Sorry, we don’t serve minors.”